Tuesday 15 July 2014

Yes hello there it's been a while hasn't it. I thought, as it's only 38 days, 22 hours, 46 minutes and 4 seconds until the first episode of Series 8 airs, it's about time for...

ROSIE'S MASTERPOST OF ALL THE SERIES 8 SPOILERS SHE COULD GET WITHOUT READING THE LEAKED SCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Part 1)

Ok, so, first thing's first, a quick summary of the trailers:


PALLLLLLLLLLLLLL


HATREEEEEEEEEEEEEEED


LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE (also note the bookshelves on the new TARDIS interior)



And the episodes!!!!!!!!

01. Deep Breath

Plot: Straight after the "KIDNEYS!" scene, the Doctor just so happens to land in Victorian London again, and meets up with Vastra, Jenny and Strax, and hopefully their sonic devices. Either Jack the Ripper, the Clockwork Droids or both are the villains for this episode. Featuring 12 riding a horse, an absolutely-not-noticeable-at-all-nope-nope-there-is-no-way-you-would-spot-this reference to Series 1 episode "The End of the World", a phone call from 11, and an awkward whouffle hug.

Pictures: 

The only actual official one of the lot


This is from the trailer and looks like it could be some sort of clockwork droid/cyborg???


yay a horse


yay a vastra


back to your regularly scheduled whouffle


02. 



Plot: The Doctor and Clara go iNSIDE A DALEK. (hence the super-ironic "I SEE INTO YOUR SOOOOUUUULLLL") Not much is known about this ep, other than a one word clue of 'Lasagne'

Pictures: wait u mean ur asking for an even more accurate representation than mine hav  u lost ur mind

03. ROBIN HOOOD ROBIN HOOOD RIDING THROUGH THE - tardis (rumored title - 'Robots of Sherwood'

Plot: OWL ROBOTS. Also they meet Robin Hood and do archery for a golden arrow or something???? The Doctor duels Robin with a spoon.

Pictures: 



woo yeah medieval clothing






ROBIN HOOOD ROBIN HOOOD UPDATING TWITTERRR~


hey does this guy look familiar



OWL ROBOT


yes of course 12 is gonna be the darkest most fierce doctor yet


That's it for now! Tune in next week for Danny Pink, spacesuits and a pokemon cyborg bank owner